So, the itty bitty brief synopsis of the week goes a lot like this.
Pretend there are pictures.
Happy Birthday to my mother in law. (imagine a cake) Thank you for not making us take you out to dinner. Your. Best. Birthday. Ever.
I gave my husbands company car away to a complete stranger at a gas station. (imagine a Toyota Camry) The dude was a little wierd with his nice black toenails and tree hugger sandals, but... we kind of like the black Subaru Legend we picked up off a couple of Russian dudes from Walmart last week and had to give the Camry to someone.
The girl ate a 60+ year old cracker. Is there a picture here? There should be. I tried. (if not, imagine the girl gagging on a cracker) She's also eaten about 600 potatoes because man cannot live on 60 year old crackers alone... which she couldn't do anyway since I threw them away.
They. smelled. awful.
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So I know you are dying to ask...
Russian dudes in the walmart parking lot? Don't ask. Really. It's not nearly as exciting as one might think.
And where exactly does one get 60 year old crackers? Well, I shall tell you.
See, this girl of mine is smart. Like really smart. Or so her ISAT's (Idaho something or another tests) tell us. Her grades, however? Ehhhh.... lets not go there.
Anyway.
She scored so high on her ISATS that she was picked to be in this super cool class at school called Idaho Exploratory. They like, go on field trips, and like, learn, like, stuff about like, Idaho, and stuff like that. Like, really.
On one of these field trips, she got to go to a potato warehouse out in the middle of nowhere (actually, everywhere in Idaho is pretty much the middle of nowhere and it was there she went) and got to learn all about potatoes. She is now planning a career in potato sorting, it was just. that. cool.
Don't ask me what this has to do with 60 year old crackers since I really don't know, but she came home with a package of 60 year old crackers that were once upon a time someone's food storage or something that they kept in a cave in the middle of nowhere. I don't get it myself. Of course, she didn't tell us this until after the husband ate one.
*gag*
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3 comments:
Sounds like you've had quite an interesting week. lol!
well they didn't die so I guess you could actually live on your food storage even if it is 60 years old.... hehehehehe :) I think I would eat plants or something!
NO pictures, it was still fun to read. I wish I had been the guy in the parking lot. I would have loved a new car.
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