Yes, I have a middle child. Other than being overly dramatic and extremely chatty with an overactive imagination, she doesn't give me much to blog about. Thus, she's also known as the forgotten child. She spends her days, all her days, and half her nights, writing stories. Lots and lots of stories. And poems. And letters. To people who don't exist. She has a penpal in real life. Well, it's an e-pal. She hates typing, though, and her e-pal isn't much for writing (rather her mother is post office phobic... so now some of you can guess who her e-pal must be, eh?). So, she writes letters to her imaginary penpals. And she rarely writes to her e-pal. Sorry Keirsten.
The other day, I found a whale of a letter to her imaginary penpal named Sedrick. I hid it from her so I could share the letter with you. She found it and destroyed it. Therefore, I'm going to have to make this up from memory. It was really too good not to share. I just wish I could remember it all... it was seriously that good.
Dear Sedrick...
My life is horrible. This is why:
I am 43 and I still live with my mother
I forgot my last name.
I can only eat vegetables.
All my toenails fell off.
I forgot how to feed myself.
I'm fatter than my mother (and she's huge).
So what's wrong with your life?
Your penpal, Fredward
Did I mention she has an overactive imagination?
P.S. That goldfish from my post the other day... died a couple of hours after the dreadful incident with the cat. Poor thing! At least I didn't have to take it back to the store! *sniff*
7 comments:
this is really funny! She does have an active imagination. PHew!! She'll probably be one heck of a writer though if she ever wanted to pursue that. :)
LOL! That is a hilarioius letter! And sorry about the Gold Fish...did you finally flush him, afterall, or give him to the Cat for a tasty treat? ha ha.
She is hilarious! LOL
She maybe the forgotten child but I always remember her. She is creative and talented like her mother.
Look, any more with postal rates, it's cheaper just to fly her out to visit - and then they can write each other in the same room and not have to pay for a stamp to mail it.
You should be a good mother - and not neglect your forgotten child and take dictation from her as you type for Kiersten.
just sayin'
LOL!
OH - and my word verification down there is a BAD WORD - I'm not kidding, I should have to not type it in on principal, I hit the handicapped button there so it could "say" the word for me - just for shiggles, but it only spelled it out...very motherly of her.
Well, other than the fact that she basically just called you old and fat, that's a pretty dang funny letter!
Poor middle child, being overlooked because they never cause trouble. Story of my life. Meh, it's not so bad!
That is quite the imagination! I would have never even come up with that name, let alone the entire letter. Wow. Middle children are awesome. Mine are often my favorite of them all. (Don't tell anyone I said that.)
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